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1) Pandas ride dolphins when nobody's watching.
2) Pandas can explode at will.
3) Pandas control the jews and are generally zionist innature.
4) Adnap is backwards panda.
5) 1 out of every 9 pandas birth exclusively horses.Scientists refuse to admit this because of the GreatHorse Conspiracy.
6) Pandas age backward, like Benjamin Button.
7) Pandas have no sexual organs, and reproduce byhigh-fiving each other.
8) The Panda is the mascot for the WWF, also knownas the World Wrestling Federation.
9) Pandas have black fur around their eyes so thatthey can sleep while they're pretending to listen to you.
10) There are mole people pandas which are half molepeople half panda. They live at the center of theearth, control earthquakes, and decide which rerunsof jerry springer will be shown.
11) When pandas get struck by lightning their black furgoes white and their white fur goes black and areknown as negative pandas, and if they are struckagain they turn back and are known as doublenegative pandas or just pandas.
12) A wild panda once wandered onto the set of american idol and ended up making it to the semi-finals.
13) A panda's diet consists of 92% bamboo and 17% made up numbers.
14) Pandas are known party crashers. Their tuxedo camouflage allows them to sneak into weddings and high class parties undetected.
15) Panda sneezes are the main cause of hurricanes.
16) 1 out of 3.5 times a panda will birth a dummy panda, whose blood is made of poison. This is to terrify potential predators.
17) Under panda law, it is illegal to possess bamboo and not be chilled out. If you're eating bamboo and are not chill, the pandas will realize you're not one of them and will severely mock you for your physical appearance.
18) Pandas often relieve their stress by strangling small horses and/or ponies. Scientists refuse to admit this because of The Great Horse Conspiracy.
19) Sea Pandas were the real reason that the Titanic sank. Because of this they no longer make cruise ships out of bamboo.
20) Pandas enjoy seeking out the company of certified noblemen and professional gentle sirs.
21) Sand panda's banana stand, hand bandana anangram pandaland.
22) Panda cannons are a popular form of novel entertainment for noble visitors of the lush foresty jungles of afganistan.
23) Pandas wrote the original farmer's almanac. God had to move things around to fit with the new itinerary